No, not the wonderful Joss Whedon Space Western of the same name from 2005.

In fact, just go and watch that. Even if you’ve already seen it. Even if you didn’t care for it much. Anything but this.

This is 116min of utter pointlessness, even factoring in what should have been a fascinating and intriguing twist (google it) there’s nothing of any weight, feeling or consequence here at all. On paper this might have seemed like a great idea. On film it’s entirely unremarkable in every way.

I’ve heard this decried as the worst film of the year and I think that’s being generous. It’s so severely mediocre as to be a waste of such a grand title, much like this is a complete waste of your time.