Just staggeringly bad all the way down.
The writing is terrible, the direction is terrible, the characters are terrible, the vfx are terrible, the acting is terrible, the adaptation is TERRIBLE.
And worst of all, it doesn’t even have the decency to be fun. Just excruciatingly boring from start to finish, with the worst creative decisions made at every conceivable turn.
I couldn’t even be bothered painting anything for the review, so enjoy my warning scrawled with my left hand.
Do not watch. Do literally anything else.